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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 919thMost Influential: 1,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,062nd
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High Albania

Population938 million

CapitalNew Tirana

Animaldouble-headed eagle

The Red and Black League of High Albania is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Skanderbeg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 938 million High Albanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient High Albanian economy, worth 94.6 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,884 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the internet has been placed under government control, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. High Albania's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

High Albania is ranked 34,783rd in the world and 1,058th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 83.61 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 919thMost Influential: 1,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,062ndTop
Safest: 4,630thMost Pacifist: 5,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,079thNicest Citizens: 5,180thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,371stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,401stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,983rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,763rdMost Inclusive: 9,147thBest Weather: 9,948thMost Cultured: 11,128thHealthiest Citizens: 11,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,399thMost Developed: 11,775thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,788thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,073rdSmartest Citizens: 16,477thHighest Drug Use: 16,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,237thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,849thLargest Governments: 21,814thLowest Crime Rates: 22,686th
Least Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 201st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 245th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionSafest: 261st in the regionMost Pacifist: 292nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 301st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 311th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 329th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 544th in the regionMost Cultured: 564th in the regionBest Weather: 587th in the regionNudest: 597th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 609th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 663rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 685th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 689th in the regionMost Developed: 693rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 706th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 731st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 759th in the regionMost Influential: 760th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 867th in the regionMost Politically Free: 874th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 913th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 926th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 926th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : High Albania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
  • : High Albania was endorsed by The Caspian Commonwealth of Dabarastan.
  • : High Albania was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Ravensblast.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Aerilia, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Svenskskit, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Orado, Kragsgale, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Pytong, Slyakanya, Guer Aike, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Havonosa, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Hamerica, Star Kingdom, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zzozona, The Endless Eventide, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Shibutani, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, Godwanna, Siwale, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, New Lakemba, and 155 others.The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Kranostav, Yellops, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Sevinland, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Seijitsu, Aeolist, Sikol, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Ravendi, Pallaith, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Que Lukustinardon, Sil Dorsett, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Darkmondoria, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Xipher, Testnation223, Crusadam, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Venicea, Valgarda, Solidair, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Clan Spaniel, Folenz, Solcius, Beasluxia, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Nordic-British Union, Minich, Figyjharli, Dangine, Maott, Wapistan, PotatoFarmers, WeKnow, DIMAnism, The Ultimate Republic, Muqatil, Siforpeo, Kromi, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Ardenstania, Shotokonia, Ice and Tinian, Tyirza, Xyrron, Super Girl, Alorca, San Felipe, AmManies, Galaician Empire, Northern Roman Republic, Rinadia, TyGerria, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Innocentic, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Capablanca, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Katuda, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Kastonvia, Apollo Park, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Sopernia, Nova Arcania, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Logovets, Unshleepd, Confederacy of North America, Jaxikistan, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Beta Cyndriel, The Blazeland Administration, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Tibus Heth, ROM, Nimarya, Pazair, Praeceps, Malta Comino Gozo, Zapiron, United Capitalist Provinces, Maiorem Americana, Paradeavenlisian States, Palgo, Ravensblast, and Dabarastan.

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