The Colony of HFNU33 is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 10.477 billion HFNU33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 11.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient HFNU33ian economy, worth 450 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,966 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HFNU33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

HFNU33 is ranked 120,905^th in the world and 1^st in Hungarian Fascist Nationalist Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,975.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.