by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Scientifically Advanced: 156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 200thHealthiest Citizens: 222nd
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Justice, Equality, Loyalty
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Hethantisters

Population8.448 billion

CapitalHethantisters City
LeaderSupreme Cloud Chaser

Currencyml of e-liquid
Animalpanther

The Democratic Republic of Hethantisters is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Cloud Chaser with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.448 billion Hethanists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hethantisters City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hethantistersian economy, worth a remarkable 2,871 trillion mls of e-liquid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 339,905 mls of e-liquid, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hethantisters's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hethantisters is ranked 205,223rd in the world and 5,888th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.43 Crimes Per Hour.

Top
1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 200thHealthiest Citizens: 222ndMost Developed: 298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 324thLongest Average Lifespans: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 444thSmartest Citizens: 633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 682ndMost Secular: 770thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 822ndSafest: 978thMost Inclusive: 1,179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,230thHighest Average Incomes: 1,309thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,377thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,436thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,444thMost Cultured: 1,706thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,826thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,949thLowest Crime Rates: 1,995thTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 2,339thBest Weather: 2,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,811thLargest Retail Industry: 2,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,816thNicest Citizens: 3,698thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,818thMost Efficient Economies: 3,884thHighest Economic Output: 4,518thRudest Citizens: 4,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,448thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,625thLargest Governments: 9,464thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,258thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,031stLargest Mining Sector: 15,430th
Top
1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Pacifist: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 129th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 296th in the regionTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 466th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 541st in the regionMost Stationary: 566th in the regionLargest Populations: 579th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Hethantisters was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, Hethanists seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hethantisters, the Hethantistersian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.

More...

View Forum posts

Report