The Imperium of Hellenic Exusia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dimitrios III with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.915 billion Exusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Exusian economy, worth 754 trillion Phoenixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,562 Phoenixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hellenic Exusia's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Nationalism.

Hellenic Exusia is ranked 15,220^th in the world and 182^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,702.28 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.