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Helium Kittens United

Population6.373 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
FaithModern Worship of Quetzalcoatl

Currencymeme
Animalhuman

The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.373 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 323 trillion memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,770 memes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Worship of Quetzalcoatl.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 31,278th in the world and 1,769th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 79 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Best Weather: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 775th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 815th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 979th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,012th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,097th in the region

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