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Helen Lovejoy

Population9.75 billion

CapitalSpringfield
LeaderHelen Lovejoy
FaithCatholicism

Currencydollar
Animaldeer

The Town Gossip of Helen Lovejoy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Helen Lovejoy with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.75 billion Helen Lovejoyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Helen Lovejoyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,220 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 125,141 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown. Helen Lovejoy's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Helen Lovejoy is ranked 153,102nd in the world and 38th in 4chan for Most Stationary, with 149.05277266172 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,013thMost Devout: 8,094thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,267thNicest Citizens: 9,859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,382ndMost Cultured: 11,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,618thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,195thHighest Food Quality: 13,383rdTop
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Most Inclusive: 15,066thLargest Retail Industry: 16,696thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,462ndSmartest Citizens: 21,711thMost Developed: 21,893rdHighest Economic Output: 23,182ndLargest Publishing Industry: 24,782ndMost Pacifist: 25,416thSafest: 26,103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,669thMost Efficient Economies: 26,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,910th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Helen Lovejoy's influence in 4chan rose from "Zero" to "Page".
  • : Helen Lovejoy relocated from Suspicious to 4chan.
  • : Helen Lovejoy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.

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