The Trifederal Republic of Haxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Esquire with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.078 billion Haxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haxia City. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion Haxels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,672 Haxels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, and pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haxia's national animal is the white-tailed deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haxia is ranked 19,739^th in the world and 2^nd in Novus Lucidum for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.94 law-abiding acts per hour.