Population | 14.884 billion |
Capital | Hanstopia |
Leader | Hans |
Currency | moneygold |
Animal | chinchilla |
The Dominion of Hansania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hans with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.884 billion Hansanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanstopia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hansanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion moneygolds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,371 moneygolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, sex-ed is child's play, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansania's national animal is the chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hansania is ranked 141,194th in the world and 2,977th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 202.2248358538 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Hansania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Hansania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, the atmosphere in Hansanian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in Hansania, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Hansania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.