by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,664th
The Dominion of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
The past is a statement, the future is a question
Hans
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hansania

Population14.884 billion

CapitalHanstopia
LeaderHans

Currencymoneygold
Animalchinchilla

The Dominion of Hansania is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hans with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.884 billion Hansanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanstopia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hansanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion moneygolds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,371 moneygolds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, sex-ed is child's play, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansania's national animal is the chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hansania is ranked 141,194th in the world and 2,977th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 202.2248358538 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,830thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,204thNicest Citizens: 4,466thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,563rdSafest: 4,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,731stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,784thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,823rdLargest Governments: 5,323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,456thMost Inclusive: 5,741stLowest Crime Rates: 6,376thHighest Food Quality: 6,541stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,638thMost Developed: 6,784thBest Weather: 7,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,361stMost Cultured: 7,514thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,580thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,542ndSmartest Citizens: 9,034thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,345thHighest Economic Output: 10,619thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,872ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,225thMost Efficient Economies: 14,322ndMost Secular: 14,396thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 18,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,127thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,482ndLargest Populations: 26,886th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionMost Pacifist: 183rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionLargest Governments: 244th in the regionSafest: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 262nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 353rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionBest Weather: 389th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 393rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 400th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 416th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 508th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 579th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 656th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 665th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 748th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 805th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 814th in the regionMost Secular: 864th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 866th in the regionLargest Populations: 919th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Hansania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Hansania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, sex-ed is child's play.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, the atmosphere in Hansanian boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hansania, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
  • : Hansania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.

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