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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,980thMost Pacifist: 6,528thSafest: 9,964th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Tohalao'en, Meahula'en, Sotame'en
Influence
Power
WA Delegate / Vice-Executive
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Hanaken

Population558 million

CapitalAte'oya

CurrencyHanaken Marks
AnimalKoi Fish

The Democratic Republic of Hanaken is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 558 million Hanakenis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ate'oya. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hanakeni economy, worth 19.0 trillion Hanaken Marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,007 Hanaken Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanaken's national animal is the Koi Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hanaken is ranked 34,519th in the world and 2nd in Elysias for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 5.27 Bank.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,980thMost Pacifist: 6,528thSafest: 9,964thNicest Citizens: 10,165thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,461stTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,328thMost Income Equality: 14,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,799thMost Devout: 18,555thMost Cultured: 19,141stBest Weather: 20,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 23,013thHealthiest Citizens: 23,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,253rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hanaken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, Most Beautiful Environments, and Best Weather.
  • : Hanaken voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Hanaken voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hanaken, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Erisure and Bongoso.

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