The Protectorate of Hanaisho is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Samejima Goro with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 952 million Hanaishoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkōshi-Hinotori State. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong Hanaishoan economy, worth 61.2 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,239 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, calling dibs is an unalienable right, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hanaisho's national animal is the Trumpeter Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hanaisho is ranked 247,565^th in the world and 5^th in Divas for Most Authoritarian, with 377.09 milliStalins.