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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 163rdSafest: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 491st
The United States of
Tyranny by Majority Thieves
In God We Trust
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Hamerica

Population5.525 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Jones
FaithChristianity

Currencydollar
Animalbison

The United States of Hamerica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.525 billion Hamericans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 258,820 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 306,433rd in the world and 5,911th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.91 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 163rdSafest: 334thLowest Crime Rates: 491stMost Developed: 537thMost Pacifist: 562ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 568thLongest Average Lifespans: 572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 617thHealthiest Citizens: 619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 802ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 989thBest Weather: 1,091stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,119thMost Efficient Economies: 1,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,162ndNicest Citizens: 1,257thLargest Governments: 1,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,332ndHighest Food Quality: 1,431stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,562ndMost Secular: 1,583rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,703rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,746thSmartest Citizens: 1,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,925thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,953rdMost Cultured: 2,047thMost Inclusive: 2,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,535thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,593rdMost Influential: 2,619thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,792ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,929thHighest Average Incomes: 4,957thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,825thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,998thHighest Economic Output: 21,482ndMost Patriotic: 22,975thMost Politically Free: 28,242nd
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Safest: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 69th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionMost Politically Free: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 141st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 257th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 499th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 514th in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the region

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