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Rudest Citizens: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 34th
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Halbhalbha

Population8.599 billion

CapitalHalbhalbha City
LeaderAnne R Kist

Currencyhalb
Animalrobot

The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.599 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 323,876 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,747,363 per year while the poor average 31,152, a ratio of 56.1 to 1.

Faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, Anne R Kist has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, the single fish caught by Halbhalbhan fishers last year is cited as evidence of Halbhalbha's thriving fisheries, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 47,988th in the world and 1,250th in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 27.85 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 30thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 34thLargest Retail Industry: 36thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thMost Armed: 49thLargest Gambling Industry: 74thFattest Citizens: 81stMost Avoided: 130thMost Rebellious Youth: 144thMost Ignorant Citizens: 171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 255thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 277thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 278thHighest Disposable Incomes: 533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 607thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 686thLargest Mining Sector: 829thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,485thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,521stHighest Average Incomes: 1,664thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,690thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,311thMost Devout: 3,400thHighest Economic Output: 5,346thMost Efficient Economies: 6,207thNudest: 6,875thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,962ndTop
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Most Stationary: 13,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,618thMost Influential: 15,452ndHighest Drug Use: 17,194thLargest Black Market: 18,378thMost Pro-Market: 18,527thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,756th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 70th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionNudest: 93rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 177th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionMost Stationary: 185th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionLargest Black Market: 265th in the regionLargest Populations: 287th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 310th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 478th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 542nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the single fish caught by Halbhalbhan fishers last year is cited as evidence of Halbhalbha's thriving fisheries.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, Anne R Kist has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, orange trees find it's not easy being green.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Halbhalbha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.

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