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Nicest Citizens: 10,746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,213th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
If you hurt One of Us, You hurt All of Us. -Zan Yuoka
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Hakwan

Population3.283 billion

CapitalPuerto Princesa
LeaderThe Hakwankira Unitary Counsul
FaithPiyankata

CurrencyUnited Hakwani Dollar
AnimalPalawan Peacock Pheasant

The Federal Republic of Hakwan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Hakwankira Unitary Counsul with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 3.283 billion Hakwankira are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puerto Princesa. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hakwani economy, worth 177 trillion United Hakwani Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,094 United Hakwani Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, The Hakwankira Unitary Counsul's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hakwan's national animal is the Palawan Peacock Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Piyankata.

Hakwan is ranked 142,922nd in the world and 293rd in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 191.45514135752 days.

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Nicest Citizens: 10,746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,930thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,213thMost Influential: 13,808thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,136thBest Weather: 17,490thMost Income Equality: 18,060thMost Devout: 22,825thHighest Food Quality: 24,178thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,540thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,724th
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Most Devout: 75th in the regionMost Income Equality: 93rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the region

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