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Population9.223 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Claire Senterdail


The Commonwealth of Haivon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Claire Senterdail with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.223 billion Haivonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,804 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 282,825th in the world and 883rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 422ndMost Inclusive: 769thSmartest Citizens: 781stRudest Citizens: 843rdMost Advanced Public Education: 917thMost Secular: 1,047thMost Influential: 1,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,131stNicest Citizens: 1,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,220thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,246thLargest Governments: 1,360thHighest Food Quality: 1,419thMost Developed: 1,770thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,069thHealthiest Citizens: 2,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,506thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,542ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,777thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,280thMost Efficient Economies: 3,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,016thMost Cultured: 4,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,951stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,528thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,026thHighest Economic Output: 8,331stSafest: 8,530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,722ndMost Pacifist: 9,977thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,868thNudest: 15,079thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,128thMost Patriotic: 18,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,174thMost Stationary: 22,575thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,840thMost Politically Free: 24,945th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 80th in the region

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