The Commonwealth of Haivon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Claire Senterdail with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.223 billion Haivonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Haivonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Raquios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,804 Raquios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown. Haivon's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Haivon is ranked 282,825^th in the world and 883^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -17.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.