Population | 17.503 billion |
Capital | Golden Gate Park |
Leader | That Hippie Over There |
Faith | Peace |
Currency | hit |
Animal | bear |
The Hippies of Haight-Ashbury is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by That Hippie Over There with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.503 billion Haight-Ashburyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Gate Park. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Haight-Ashburyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion hits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,180 hits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor. Crime is totally unknown. Haight-Ashbury's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peace.
Haight-Ashbury is ranked 20,798th in the world and 2nd in The City And County Of San Francisco for Most Stationary, with 1,585.30347846068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Haight-Ashbury, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor.
- : Following new legislation in Haight-Ashbury, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Haight-Ashbury, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Haight-Ashbury, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Haight-Ashbury was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.