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Most Devout: 286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.305 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.305 billion Guyomartandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,452 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 335,717 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 216,233rd in the world and 9,800th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 4.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412thLowest Crime Rates: 425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 426thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467thHighest Poor Incomes: 553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 565thMost Corrupt Governments: 656thLargest Governments: 663rdMost Influential: 704thMost Developed: 707thLongest Average Lifespans: 817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 859thHealthiest Citizens: 896thHighest Average Incomes: 1,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,734thMost Efficient Economies: 1,965thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,856thSmartest Citizens: 3,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,475thLargest Black Market: 3,501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,942ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,224thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,806thHighest Economic Output: 5,821stBest Weather: 6,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,100thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,517thLargest Mining Sector: 8,667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,691stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,728thTop
Most Authoritarian: 11,822ndMost Cultured: 12,736thMost Stationary: 14,024thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,434thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,576thMost Conservative: 16,803rd
Most Devout: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 89th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionLargest Black Market: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 164th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 175th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 239th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 303rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 314th in the regionMost Stationary: 319th in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 391st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 619th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 631st in the regionMost Cultured: 643rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 644th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 725th in the regionMost Conservative: 947th in the region

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