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Most Devout: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.562 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.562 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,802 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 327,349 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 5,304th in the world and 160th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,802 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434thHighest Poor Incomes: 436thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 564thLargest Governments: 638thMost Developed: 661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 665thMost Corrupt Governments: 678thLongest Average Lifespans: 743rdMost Influential: 755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 786thHealthiest Citizens: 842ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,135thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,179thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,182ndLargest Black Market: 4,628thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,824thBest Weather: 5,297thHighest Economic Output: 5,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,319thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,617thMost Authoritarian: 9,835thLargest Mining Sector: 11,163rdMost Cultured: 11,814thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,649thMost Stationary: 13,122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,755thMost Income Equality: 15,386thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,974thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,987th
Highest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 230th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 277th in the regionMost Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 331st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 345th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 356th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 364th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 419th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 426th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 482nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 587th in the regionMost Cultured: 602nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 705th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 727th in the regionLargest Populations: 756th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 829th in the regionMost Extreme: 840th in the region

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