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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 115th
The Socialist Utopia of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
Jesus was the first socialist.
Boxxy
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Gustpolvich

Population31.168 billion

CapitalGustpolvich City
LeaderBoxxy

Currencysplicknack
Animalroncky

The Socialist Utopia of Gustpolvich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boxxy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.168 billion Gustpolvichians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gustpolvich City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gustpolvichian economy, worth a remarkable 7,751 trillion splicknacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 248,703 splicknacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, builders across Gustpolvich are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustpolvich's national animal is the roncky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gustpolvich is ranked 217,983rd in the world and 77th in Union of Free Nations for Most Stationary, with 30.9323413144 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 108thMost Advanced Public Transport: 115thLargest Welfare Programs: 148thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 363rdMost Pacifist: 481stMost Beautiful Environments: 500thLargest Governments: 559thBest Weather: 784thSafest: 798thMost Advanced Public Education: 809thNicest Citizens: 897thMost Compassionate Citizens: 912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,168thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,240thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,245thMost Developed: 1,247thLowest Crime Rates: 1,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,376thMost Inclusive: 1,471stHighest Food Quality: 1,495thHighest Economic Output: 1,495thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,683rdMost Cultured: 1,741stHealthiest Citizens: 2,077thSmartest Citizens: 2,424thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,662ndLargest Populations: 3,883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,188thHighest Average Incomes: 5,410thMost Income Equality: 9,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,953rdMost Influential: 11,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,650thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,607thMost Secular: 23,169thMost Efficient Economies: 28,391st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, builders across Gustpolvich are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Gustpolvich.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, visiting the best Gustpolvichian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
  • : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Gustpolvich's influence in Union of Free Nations rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".

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