Population | 31.168 billion |
Capital | Gustpolvich City |
Leader | Boxxy |
Currency | splicknack |
Animal | roncky |
The Socialist Utopia of Gustpolvich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boxxy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.168 billion Gustpolvichians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gustpolvich City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gustpolvichian economy, worth a remarkable 7,751 trillion splicknacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 248,703 splicknacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, builders across Gustpolvich are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gustpolvich's national animal is the roncky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gustpolvich is ranked 217,983rd in the world and 77th in Union of Free Nations for Most Stationary, with 30.9323413144 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, builders across Gustpolvich are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Gustpolvich.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, visiting the best Gustpolvichian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Gustpolvich, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Gustpolvich's influence in Union of Free Nations rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".