The Dominion of Gunji-Gun is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Eleanor Drapeaux with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.641 billion Gunji-Gunians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royal Flush. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gunji-Gunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,112 trillion Menues a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,489 Menues, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, Eleanor Drapeaux is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gunji-Gun's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Drapism.

Gunji-Gun is ranked 11,557^th in the world and 3^rd in Alstroemeria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.46 law-abiding acts per hour.