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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 807thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,024thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,315th
The People's Republic of
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Population1.851 billion


The People's Republic of Gullyslanarmaing is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its lack of airports, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.851 billion Gullyslanarmaingians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gullyslanarmaingian economy, worth 185 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,295 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the government pours millions of credits into rehabilitation programs annually, and the horniness of the great-horned dove is considered a national priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gullyslanarmaing's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gullyslanarmaing is ranked 60,056th in the world and 154th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,578.39 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 807thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,024thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,315thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,150thMost Pacifist: 3,483rdNicest Citizens: 3,490thMost Inclusive: 4,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,508thMost Influential: 4,508thBest Weather: 4,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,743rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,151stSafest: 6,373rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,645thHealthiest Citizens: 6,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,665thLargest Governments: 10,437thLowest Crime Rates: 11,623rdSmartest Citizens: 11,655thTop
Most Developed: 13,318thMost Secular: 13,912thMost Cultured: 15,852ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,722ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,853rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 42nd in the region

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