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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Guer Aike

Population3.946 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.946 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 488,338 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, Guer Aikean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 219,582nd in the world and 9,987th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -820.65 on the Hayek Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 71stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rdMost Influential: 192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 265thHighest Average Incomes: 341stLargest Agricultural Sector: 388thMost Corrupt Governments: 430thHighest Poor Incomes: 575thMost Efficient Economies: 616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 665thMost Armed: 666thLargest Black Market: 791stLargest Governments: 976thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,237thLowest Crime Rates: 1,322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,561stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,656thSmartest Citizens: 1,850thMost Developed: 1,866thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,162ndTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,328thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,359thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,473rdNudest: 6,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,696thMost Cultured: 6,888thHighest Economic Output: 7,956thMost Authoritarian: 8,275thLargest Mining Sector: 8,389thMost Conservative: 9,261stRudest Citizens: 10,124thMost Devout: 10,956thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,945thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,133rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 184th in the regionNudest: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 291st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 311th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 356th in the regionMost Devout: 447th in the regionRudest Citizens: 447th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 476th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 528th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 700th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 722nd in the regionMost Stationary: 745th in the regionMost Extreme: 842nd in the region

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