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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Influence
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Guer Aike

Population5.14 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.14 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,806 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 545,985 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 509th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 29.37 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Valuable International Artwork: 57thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 91stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99thLargest Information Technology Sector: 165thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 177thHighest Average Incomes: 208thMost Influential: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 264thMost Efficient Economies: 339thLargest Agricultural Sector: 385thHighest Poor Incomes: 401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 428thMost Armed: 509thLargest Black Market: 578thLargest Governments: 602ndLowest Crime Rates: 782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 941stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,071stSmartest Citizens: 1,156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,302ndMost Developed: 1,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,740thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,895thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,972ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,159thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,094thMost Devout: 4,760thMost Cultured: 5,176thHighest Economic Output: 5,289thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,995thRudest Citizens: 6,022ndNudest: 6,068thHealthiest Citizens: 6,380thMost Authoritarian: 9,538thLargest Mining Sector: 11,207thMost Conservative: 12,131stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,469thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,815thMost Stationary: 21,967th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionNudest: 203rd in the regionMost Cultured: 270th in the regionRudest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 401st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 429th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 554th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 614th in the regionMost Stationary: 628th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 684th in the regionMost Extreme: 805th in the region

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