The Holy Roman Empire of Guamanian Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Presidenté Archbishop Antonió Carbullido with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.284 billion CHamorros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hagatna. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CHamorro economy, worth 250 trillion Gold-Standard Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,811 Gold-Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Presidenté Archbishop Antonió Carbullido's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guamanian Republic's national animal is the Ko'ko' bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy Roman Catholic Church.

Guamanian Republic is ranked 49,739^th in the world and 1,239^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 109,811.34 Standard Monetary Units.