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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 313thLargest Publishing Industry: 497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 508th
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Population35.812 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.812 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,699 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,912 gold schnauzermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 228,142nd in the world and 111th in International Democratic Union for Fattest Citizens, with 5.92 Obesity Rate.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 313thLargest Publishing Industry: 497thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 592ndHighest Economic Output: 675thSmartest Citizens: 834thLeast Corrupt Governments: 999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,051stLargest Populations: 1,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,066thMost Influential: 1,179thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,201stMost Cultured: 1,293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,815thNicest Citizens: 1,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,089thLargest Mining Sector: 2,229thTop
Most Developed: 2,691stHighest Crime Rates: 2,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,757thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,828thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,029thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,324thHighest Average Incomes: 3,821stHealthiest Citizens: 6,407thMost Inclusive: 6,539thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,716thMost Stationary: 9,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,742ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,267thMost Efficient Economies: 16,455thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,048thLargest Retail Industry: 20,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,563rdMost Secular: 21,507thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,288thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,611th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the region

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