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Most Armed: 603rd Fattest Citizens: 763rd Largest Retail Industry: 924th
The Abyss of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Hey, can someone get me out of this hole?
Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
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Grimsby town

Population1.853 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III
FaithReady Steady Cook


The Abyss of Grimsby town is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor and CEO Pong Lenis III with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.853 billion Grimsby townians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Grimsby townian economy, worth 407 trillion Bins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 219,729 Bins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,160,516 per year while the poor average 22,106, a ratio of 52.5 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Grimsby townians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grimsby town's national animal is the Superbug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ready Steady Cook.

Grimsby town is ranked 1,015th in the world and 22nd in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.16 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Armed: 603rdFattest Citizens: 763rdLargest Retail Industry: 924thLargest Gambling Industry: 980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,015thHighest Crime Rates: 1,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,064thMost Avoided: 1,106thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,217thMost Secular: 1,319thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,502ndRudest Citizens: 1,525thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,731stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,797thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,849thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,895thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,035thHighest Average Incomes: 4,150thLargest Mining Sector: 4,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,931stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,751stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,889thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,023rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,884thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,941stTop
Most Influential: 9,573rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,252ndMost Pro-Market: 10,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,812thHighest Drug Use: 14,267thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,673rd
Most Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 39th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 136th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 214th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 238th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 257th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 266th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 311th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 430th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 498th in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 528th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 584th in the region

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