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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,930thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,357thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,114th
The Cooperatively Owned Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Blood of Revolutionaries Are Drying Under a White Sun
President Wang
Influence
Eminence Grise
Prime Minister / Chairman
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gretarian

Population2.494 billion

CapitalBeijing
LeaderPresident Wang
FaithKang Shi Fu

CurrencyYuan
AnimalPanda

The Cooperatively Owned Republic of Gretarian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Wang with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.494 billion Gretaris enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gretari economy, worth 372 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,557 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, nine out of ten citizens of Gretarian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and nations that kill a Gretari can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Gretarian's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kang Shi Fu.

Gretarian is ranked 308,999th in the world and 54th in Liberlandia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.94 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,930thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,357thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,114thMost Pacifist: 5,655thSafest: 5,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,866thNicest Citizens: 6,277thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,639thMost Cultured: 7,061stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,282ndMost Secular: 7,469thHighest Food Quality: 7,530thMost Inclusive: 7,695thMost Developed: 8,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,803rdSmartest Citizens: 9,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,718thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,142ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,588thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 12,128thLargest Governments: 12,538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,160thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 16,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,611thMost Efficient Economies: 17,851stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,087thMost Influential: 21,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,949thLowest Crime Rates: 23,789thHighest Average Incomes: 24,814thMost Rebellious Youth: 26,280th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, nations that kill a Gretari can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, nine out of ten citizens of Gretarian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, "President Wang got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Gretarian, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Gretarian was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".

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