Population | 2.494 billion |
Capital | Beijing |
Leader | President Wang |
Faith | Kang Shi Fu |
Currency | Yuan |
Animal | Panda |
The Cooperatively Owned Republic of Gretarian is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Wang with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.494 billion Gretaris enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gretari economy, worth 372 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 149,557 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, nine out of ten citizens of Gretarian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and nations that kill a Gretari can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown. Gretarian's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kang Shi Fu.
Gretarian is ranked 308,999th in the world and 54th in Liberlandia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -15.94 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, nations that kill a Gretari can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, nine out of ten citizens of Gretarian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, "President Wang got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Gretarian, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Gretarian was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".