The United Socialist Republics of Gregenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Director Nikolai Kalinski with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 1.992 billion Gregenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golangrad. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gregenian economy, worth 167 trillion Nuggets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,120 Nuggets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, Supreme Director Nikolai Kalinski spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the government funds large training centres to turn Siberian Cats into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gregenia's national animal is the Siberian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Gregenia is ranked 13,870^th in the world and 4^th in Imperial Entente for Most Inclusive, scoring 156.74 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.