The Greenited Greens of Greenerica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Natalie with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.202 billion Greenericans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenton. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Greenerican economy, worth a remarkable 3,630 trillion Ollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,039 Ollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekends are spent tilting at windmills, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime is totally unknown. Greenerica's national animal is the GreenDog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Veemo.

Greenerica is ranked 2,422^nd in the world and 1^st in Testregionia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,352.14 pounds of wildlife per square mile.