The Size 32 Appendages of Green Feet is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Great Green Giant with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.004 billion Tarsels hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Low Arches. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The all-consuming Green Feetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,125 trillion Wool Socks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,719 Wool Socks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the government seizes all major gold finds, Green Feet's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, and tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Green Feet's national animal is the Heeler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Warrior Ethos.

Green Feet is ranked 252,608^th in the world and 9^th in nasunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.77 law-abiding acts per hour.