The Empire of GREATMONGOL is a massive, safe nation, ruled by II-Ögedey Khan with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.467 billion GREATMONGOLians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MONG. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient GREATMONGOLian economy, worth 155 trillion Tugrikis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,687 Tugrikis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, children often kick SCORPİONs for amusement, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GREATMONGOL's national animal is the SCORPİON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is İSLAM.

GREATMONGOL is ranked 305,644^th in the world and 49^th in Kavonia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.