The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 44.624 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 28,761 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 644,540 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, time flies when you're not having fun, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 331,902^nd in the world and 5,431^st in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.03 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.