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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,659thMost Influential: 10,932ndSafest: 18,940th
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Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland

Population199 million

CurrencyRhodesian pound
AnimalZimbabwe bird

The Federation of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 199 million Rhodesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The Rhodesian economy, worth 11.6 trillion Rhodesian pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,101 Rhodesian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland's national animal is the Zimbabwe bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland is ranked 107,027th in the world and 5,062nd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.3 percentage of bribes refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,659thMost Influential: 10,932ndTop
Safest: 18,940thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,683rdMost Pacifist: 21,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,268thNicest Citizens: 24,251st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 453rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 635th in the regionMost Patriotic: 654th in the regionSafest: 694th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 788th in the regionMost Influential: 794th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 826th in the regionNicest Citizens: 857th in the regionMost Pacifist: 902nd in the region

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