by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 19,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,847th
The Republic of Yamato of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Greater Eesti

Population750 million



The Republic of Yamato of Greater Eesti is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 750 million Estonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Estonian economy, worth 63.6 trillion kroons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,851 kroons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, they say that Leader's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Eesti's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Greater Eesti is ranked 83,379th in the world and 394th in Europeia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,971.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 19,990thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,847th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Secular: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the region

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