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The Great Scientific Polity of
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Greater Cuba

Population31.999 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.999 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,763 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,878 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 245,504th in the world and 83rd in USSR for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 26thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thLargest Governments: 111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 126thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 167thMost Advanced Public Education: 200thSafest: 209thMost Beautiful Environments: 215thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 248thMost Pacifist: 252ndLowest Crime Rates: 360thMost Subsidized Industry: 441stBest Weather: 514thMost Influential: 604thHighest Economic Output: 649thLongest Average Lifespans: 726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 928thSmartest Citizens: 970thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,103rdMost Stationary: 1,163rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,498thLargest Populations: 1,924thNicest Citizens: 2,185thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,224thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,717thMost Cultured: 2,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,739thMost Inclusive: 2,929thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,300thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,472ndMost Developed: 5,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,861stTop
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Most Secular: 15,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,394th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Military Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Scardino".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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