The Crown Republic of Greater Cesnica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Abdus Hassan Zagghaf with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.788 billion Cesnicans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depla City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cesnican economy, worth a remarkable 3,123 trillion Shullings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,410 Shullings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, Depla City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cesnica's national animal is the vampire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cesnica is ranked 7,866^th in the world and 2^nd in Libertarium for Most Secular, with 96.62 Atheism Rate.