Population | 8.449 billion |
Capital | Great City |
Leader | Prince Bully the Great |
Faith | Flouncism |
Currency | wink |
Animal | jacobin pigeon |
The Great Principality of Great Piddly-Widdly is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince Bully the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.449 billion Great Piddly-Widdlyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.7%.
The very strong Great Piddly-Widdlyian economy, worth 673 trillion winks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 79,671 winks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Great Piddly-Widdly has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, the education system is famed for its taxing exams, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Piddly-Widdly's national animal is the jacobin pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Flouncism.
Great Piddly-Widdly is ranked 120,597th in the world and 5th in God Only Knows Why This Region Exists for Most Stationary, with 295.55073445852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Great Piddly-Widdly, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Great Piddly-Widdly, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Great Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Great Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Great Piddly-Widdly, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
- : Great Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Great Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Great Piddly-Widdly's influence in God Only Knows Why This Region Exists rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Great Piddly-Widdly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Great Piddly-Widdly, Great Piddly-Widdly has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.