Population | 17.024 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Jeremy Corbyn |
Faith | UnOrthodox Christianity |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | Robin Redbreast |
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Great British Federation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeremy Corbyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.024 billion British love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,736 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,754 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Future leaders of Great British Federation regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great British Federation's national animal is the Robin Redbreast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.
Great British Federation is ranked 83,769th in the world and 16th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Stationary, with 566.1125543544 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Great British Federation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, future leaders of Great British Federation regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, Jeremy Corbyn's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, visiting the best British restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.