The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.32 billion Kriopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth 823 trillion Golden Krions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,846 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Golden Krions flood out, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 54,471^st in the world and 83^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.79 percentage of bribes refused.