by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 72ndMost Pacifist: 2,369thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,210th
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Grea Kriopia

Population8.362 billion

CapitalKriopia City
LeaderSophia Augusta Renee

CurrencyGolden Krions

The Punky Defender of Grea Kriopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sophia Augusta Renee with a fair hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.362 billion Kriopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kriopia City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grea Kriopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,281 trillion Golden Krions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,248 Golden Krions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and the nation leads The Order of the Grey Wardens for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grea Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Grea Kriopia is ranked 112,155th in the world and 131st in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,139.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 72ndMost Pacifist: 2,369thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,210thNicest Citizens: 3,371stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,764thMost Inclusive: 4,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,946thHighest Food Quality: 5,131stSafest: 5,580thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,799thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,267thMost Cultured: 7,336thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,476thMost Developed: 7,926thLowest Crime Rates: 7,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,007thSmartest Citizens: 9,529thBest Weather: 10,199thLargest Governments: 10,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,329thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,760thTop
Most Secular: 15,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,155thHighest Average Incomes: 19,055thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,860thHighest Economic Output: 20,635thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,554thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,365th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the region

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