Population | 6.209 billion |
Capital | Rezivgrad |
Leader | Emperor Ivan Graztotzka |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Two Headed Eagle |
The Republican Empire of Graztotzka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Ivan Graztotzka with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.209 billion Graztåkans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rezivgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Graztåkan economy, worth 707 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,929 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, remarriage vows include hefty travel expenses, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graztotzka's national animal is the Two Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Graztotzka is ranked 142,389th in the world and 3rd in Northern Europe for Most Stationary, with 194.30458397832 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Graztotzka's influence in Northern Europe rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, remarriage vows include hefty travel expenses.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, a commonwealth of equal nations recognises that Graztotzka is a bit more equal than the others.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, Graztotzka recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, commemoration of the Great Northern Europe War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Graztotzka, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.