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Most Devout: 8,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,884th
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Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
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Grande Beethoven

Population1.016 billion

LeaderMargarette Weber


The Kingdoms of the Reich of Grande Beethoven is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Margarette Weber with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.016 billion Beethovenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The strong Beethovenian economy, worth 76.4 trillion Partituras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,193 Partituras, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", and Christianity has been named as Grande Beethoven's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grande Beethoven's national animal is the Mozart, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Grande Beethoven is ranked 73,009th in the world and 215th in United Kingdom for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 200,683 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Devout: 8,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,884thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,952nd
Most Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the region

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