Population | 11.254 billion |
Capital | Agrege |
Leader | Santa |
Faith | Herictis |
Currency | Rosj |
Animal | Xaia |
The Makastan card Stash of Grand Warlord Imperium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.254 billion Humans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrege. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion Rosjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,364 Rosjs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and Santa's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Warlord Imperium's national animal is the Xaia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Herictis.
Grand Warlord Imperium is ranked 92,171st in the world and 674th in Artificial Solar System for Smartest Citizens, with 37.12 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Grand Warlord Imperium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, Santa's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
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Grand Warlord Imperium's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Grand Warlord Imperium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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Grand Warlord Imperium, Santa's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.