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Nudest: 7,095thMost Armed: 7,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,014th
The Makastan card Stash of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
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Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
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Grand Warlord Imperium

Population11.254 billion

CapitalAgrege
LeaderSanta
FaithHerictis

CurrencyRosj
AnimalXaia

The Makastan card Stash of Grand Warlord Imperium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.254 billion Humans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrege. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion Rosjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,364 Rosjs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and Santa's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Warlord Imperium's national animal is the Xaia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Herictis.

Grand Warlord Imperium is ranked 92,171st in the world and 674th in Artificial Solar System for Smartest Citizens, with 37.12 quips per hour.

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Nudest: 7,095thMost Armed: 7,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,538thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,530thLargest Black Market: 13,793rdMost Patriotic: 14,612thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,692ndLargest Mining Sector: 15,738thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,904thLowest Crime Rates: 19,523rdHighest Economic Output: 19,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 20,328thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,457thMost Developed: 22,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,244thLargest Retail Industry: 27,630thHighest Average Incomes: 29,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31,345thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33,071stMost Secular: 33,173rd
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Largest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Secular: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 171st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 186th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 281st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grand Warlord Imperium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, Santa's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Grand Warlord Imperium's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Grand Warlord Imperium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Warlord Imperium, Santa's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.

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