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Nudest: 6,387thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,146th
The Shipping Docks of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Progress can in fact, be stopped.
Prime Minister Kovec Nralily
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Grand Toastlandia

Population855 million

LeaderPrime Minister Kovec Nralily


The Shipping Docks of Grand Toastlandia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kovec Nralily with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 855 million Toastlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastia. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toastlandian economy, worth 98.5 trillion toastis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,193 toastis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Toastlandia's national animal is the Toastlandibruh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Toastlandia is ranked 6,387th in the world and 25th in First World Order for Nudest, with 977.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Nudest: 6,387thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,893rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,146thMost Inclusive: 9,258thNicest Citizens: 9,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,795thTop
Best Weather: 11,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,096thHealthiest Citizens: 13,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,160thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,195thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,432ndMost Developed: 17,518thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,481stSmartest Citizens: 19,240thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,320thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,499thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,038th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55th in the region

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