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Gopnikiya

Population12.648 billion

CapitalKievley
Leaderthe Gopnikian Peoples Party
FaithSecularism

CurrencyAVP drop
Animallesser-spotted squatting brown bear

The B-Rushing Union of Gopnikiya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Gopnikian Peoples Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.648 billion Gopniks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievley. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gopnikian economy, worth a remarkable 1,407 trillion AVP drops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,294 AVP drops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gopnikiya's national animal is the lesser-spotted squatting brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Gopnikiya is ranked 43,125th in the world and 119th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 1,029.4140286746 days.

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Most Influential: 476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,566thTop
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Best Weather: 4,135thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,655thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,877thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,414thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,629thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,803rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,393rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,217thHealthiest Citizens: 8,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,247thNicest Citizens: 9,298thMost Developed: 9,355thMost Pacifist: 9,948thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,109thHighest Food Quality: 11,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,672ndSmartest Citizens: 12,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,481stMost Inclusive: 12,610thMost Cultured: 14,320thTop
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Most Secular: 15,398thSafest: 16,278thLargest Governments: 18,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,116thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,152ndHighest Economic Output: 19,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,714thMost Efficient Economies: 22,556thMost Income Equality: 27,284th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 113th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Gopnikiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gopnikiya, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.

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