Population | 17.806 billion |
Capital | Goose City |
Leader | Koopa |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Goose |
The Dictatorship of Goose Reich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Koopa with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.806 billion Goose Reichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goose City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Goose Reichian economy, worth a remarkable 3,407 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,361 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,240 per year while the poor average 27,291, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.
The derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, Goose Reich isn't what it used to be, it's never "just a game" with Goose Reichian sports fans, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose Reich's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Goose Reich is ranked 34,212th in the world and 311th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,296.18842738332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, it's never "just a game" with Goose Reichian sports fans.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, Goose Reich isn't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, preservative-laden Goose Reichian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Goose Reich, there's a big brother in every prison.
- : Goose Reich was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Fooooooooo, Dragonian Kazaman, A Leaf on the Wind, North East Somerset, and Secolin.