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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,970thMost Inclusive: 2,744thHighest Food Quality: 2,767th
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Goodjes

Population11.369 billion

CapitalVatican
LeaderPope
FaithCatholic

Currencygod
Animalgoat

The Theocracy of Goodjes is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Pope with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.369 billion Goodjesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodjesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion gods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,130 gods, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt, Pope is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and playground injuries are considered academic progress. Crime is totally unknown. Goodjes's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Goodjes is ranked 14,989th in the world and 5th in European Union for Most Stationary, with 1,779.03318086248 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,970thMost Inclusive: 2,744thHighest Food Quality: 2,767thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,036thMost Cultured: 3,295thNicest Citizens: 3,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,655thBest Weather: 3,797thMost Pacifist: 4,054thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,374thSmartest Citizens: 5,944thHealthiest Citizens: 6,051stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,118thNudest: 6,444thSafest: 6,872ndMost Developed: 7,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,604thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,744thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,124thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,740thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,022ndHighest Economic Output: 11,045thHighest Average Incomes: 11,583rdMost Secular: 13,069thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,937thMost Stationary: 14,989thMost Influential: 17,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,926th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, Pope is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
  • : Goodjes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goodjes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodjes, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Goodjes was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Goodjes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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