by Max Barry

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Goobergunchia was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 10
Most Cheerful Citizens: 319thLargest Publishing Industry: 450thNicest Citizens: 597th
The Liberal Unitary Republic of
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Population17.831 billion

CapitalGoobergunch City
LeaderWillow Wolowitz

Animalred-tailed hawk

The Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Willow Wolowitz with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.831 billion Goobergunchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobergunch City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goobergunchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,861 trillion knugels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,493 knugels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Goobergunchian schoolchildren, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the true length of the coastline of Goobergunchia may never be measured, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goobergunchia's national animal is the red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goobergunchia is ranked 8,413th in the world and 260th in the Rejected Realms for Most Secular, with 96.18 Atheism Rate.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 319thLargest Publishing Industry: 450thNicest Citizens: 597thMost Compassionate Citizens: 784thMost Pacifist: 905thMost Advanced Public Education: 936thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,154thSmartest Citizens: 2,068thMost Developed: 2,246thTop
Best Weather: 2,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,543rdSafest: 4,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,380thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,716thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,929thHighest Economic Output: 5,163rdMost Cultured: 5,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,381stMost Inclusive: 7,506thLargest Governments: 7,737thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,977thMost Secular: 8,413thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,401stLowest Crime Rates: 9,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,411thLargest Populations: 10,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,735thHighest Average Incomes: 12,117thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,332ndMost Income Equality: 17,875th
Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 123rd in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 156th in the regionMost Inclusive: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionLargest Populations: 193rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Secular: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 387th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 445th in the regionMost Income Equality: 489th in the regionMost Influential: 534th in the region

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