The Federation of Goldmandania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.276 billion Goldmandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurumus. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Goldmandian economy, worth 548 trillion Terminian Cookes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,019 Terminian Cookes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldmandania's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whodaism.

Goldmandania is ranked 27,040^th in the world and 344^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.57 law-abiding acts per hour.