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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 27th
The Hateful Aberration of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!
Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goldenmouth

Population9.132 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.132 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,341 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 206,262nd in the world and 4th in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.34 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 27thMost Primitive: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 34thBest Weather: 188thMost Corrupt Governments: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 388thMost Beautiful Environments: 426thLargest Black Market: 590thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781stMost Subsidized Industry: 815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,012thLowest Crime Rates: 1,098thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,360thLargest Governments: 1,571stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,959thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,627thFattest Citizens: 4,106thMost Authoritarian: 5,907thHighest Economic Output: 6,085thMost Stationary: 9,858thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,799thMost Efficient Economies: 12,820thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,453rdMost Influential: 16,526thMost Extreme: 19,390th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goldenmouth's influence in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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