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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 26th
The Socialist People's Democracy of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Working Towards a Brighter Future!
Chairman Davit Purplinski
Influence
Superpower
WA Delegate / Armed Citizen of NK
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Golanchia

Population19.618 billion

CapitalGolanchograd
LeaderChairman Davit Purplinski
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPurro
AnimalCat

The Socialist People's Democracy of Golanchia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Davit Purplinski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.618 billion Golanchans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golanchograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golanchian economy, worth a remarkable 9,645 trillion Purroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 491,659 Purroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Golanchia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Golanchia is ranked 245,773rd in the world and 31st in North Korea for Most Armed, with 0.08 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 26thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rdMost Secular: 59thLargest Governments: 73rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74thMost Beautiful Environments: 90thHighest Poor Incomes: 92ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112thMost Subsidized Industry: 114thSmartest Citizens: 157thMost Inclusive: 228thLowest Crime Rates: 255thMost Cultured: 280thLargest Black Market: 333rdHighest Average Incomes: 337thMost Developed: 438thMost Corrupt Governments: 439thLongest Average Lifespans: 491stHighest Economic Output: 525thLargest Information Technology Sector: 857thBest Weather: 1,147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,327thMost Efficient Economies: 1,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,170thHealthiest Citizens: 2,299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,433rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,303rdNicest Citizens: 3,924thMost Influential: 4,182ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,992ndMost Stationary: 6,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,610thLargest Populations: 7,941stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,625thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,066thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 21,330thMost Income Equality: 24,609th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Golanchia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Miandaoanas.
  • : Golanchia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Golanchia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Golanchia, the government has been criticized for giving away Golanchia's territory to anyone who claims it.

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