by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 1,765th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,994th Most Influential: 3,188th
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists Hell
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.183 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The devout population of 4.183 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 162,856th in the world and 8,641st in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 48.22 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Devout: 1,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,994thMost Influential: 3,188thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,347thBest Weather: 13,748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,909th
Most Devout: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 431st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 582nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 631st in the regionBest Weather: 759th in the region

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