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Most Devout: 1,505th Most Influential: 3,785th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,807th
The Holy Theocracy of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
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Population4.548 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 4.548 billion Goatentahians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 432 trillion goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 95,051 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Roberte Boberte Robertson's Twitcher account is typically used to share goat memes rather than government policy, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 15,529th in the world and 893rd in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 150.56 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Devout: 1,505thTop
Most Influential: 3,785thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,807thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,944thBest Weather: 11,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,132ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,815thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,916thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,886thMost Inclusive: 15,529thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,806th
Most Devout: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 474th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 483rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 506th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 625th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 677th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 791st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 817th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 818th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 862nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 891st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 892nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 942nd in the region

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