|Leader||Roberte Boberte Robertson|
The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The devout population of 4.183 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.
The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 359 trillion goats a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,836 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
It turns out that money can buy you happiness, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goatentah resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Empty Void of Q w e r t y.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The OMG It's the Nation of Gladio II.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Medicine Cabinet of THX1138.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Killer Whale Experience of Dar es Saalam.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Dreadton.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Really Teeny Weeny Colony of Sunto.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Kingdom of Black Templares.