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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 373rd
The Interstellar Empire of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Better dead than zed.
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Gnark

Population30.835 billion

CapitalTerra
LeaderEmperor Simon IV

Currencyarg
Animaldecaffeinated weasel

The Interstellar Empire of Gnark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Simon IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 30.835 billion Imperial citizens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 9,859 trillion args a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,744 args, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Imperial citizens, and government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gnark's national animal is the decaffeinated weasel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gnark is ranked 108,510th in the world and 3rd in Avalonia for Most Stationary, with 370.11540201488 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 373rdLargest Gambling Industry: 573rdFattest Citizens: 593rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 701stMost Avoided: 798thMost Scientifically Advanced: 824thHighest Economic Output: 855thSmartest Citizens: 873rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 891stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,000thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,158thHighest Crime Rates: 1,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,664thMost Secular: 1,874thHighest Average Incomes: 2,358thMost Armed: 2,365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,662ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,767thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,066thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,286thLargest Populations: 4,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,931stLargest Black Market: 6,481stRudest Citizens: 6,492ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,645thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,885thMost Efficient Economies: 7,883rdLargest Governments: 9,458thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,610thLargest Retail Industry: 12,532ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,895thMost Influential: 14,549thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,067thNudest: 18,925thMost Inclusive: 26,474thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,913th

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