Population | 8.514 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farm |
The Scintillating Sea of Gio Farm 84 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.514 billion Gio Farm 84ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 84ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,845 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.
Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, and the Gio Farm 84ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 84's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 84 is ranked 87,002nd in the world and 97th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.86100308652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 84's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, the Gio Farm 84ian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Gio Farm 84 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, governments opposing Gio Farm 84 are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 84, Gio Farm 84ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.